Had a conversation with the Side of my Brain that Notices Random Shit.

SBNRS: Armadillo!

Me: What?

SBNRS: Armadillo! There! Side of the road!

Me: ...That's a helmet. We don't get armadillos here.

SBNRS: What? No. Armadillo. Just looks like a helmet due to being all balled up.

Me: Armadillos don't have straps.

SBNRS: ....

Seriously.